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One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. 
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK, what happened to your back?" 
The patient replies: " I work for a local night club.
This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself very fast.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back." . . .
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
The patient replies: " I work for a local night club.
This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself very fast.
I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back." . . .
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it a fridge fallen on me." . . .
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do..!!
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"
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