New Hindi Non Veg Funny Jokes WhatApp Message

 Maderchod- MOTHERFUCKER
Bhosadike-BORN FROM A ROTTEN PUSSY
Bhen chod-Sister fucker
Beti chod-Daughter fucker
Bhadhava- Pimp
Chodu- Fucker
Chutiya- Fucker, bastard
Gaand- ASS
Gaandu-Asshole
Gadha, Bakland- Idiot
Lauda, Lund- Penis, dick, cock
Hijra- Gay, Transsexual
Kuttiya- Bitch
Paad- FART
Randi- HOOKER
Saala kutta- Bloody dog
Saali kutti- Bloody bitch
Tatti- Shit
Kamina- bastard
Chut ke pasine mein talay huye bhajiye- Snack fried in pussy sweat
Chut ke dhakkan- Pussy lid
Chut ke gulam- Pussy whipped
Chutiya ka bheja ghas khane gaya hai- idiot’s brain has gone to eat grass
Choot marani ka- Pussy whipped
Choot ka baal- Hair of vagina
Chipkali ke jhaat ke baal- Lizard’s cunt hairs
Chipkali ke jhaat ke paseene- Sweat of Lizard’s pubic hair
Chipkali ke gaand ke pasine-  Sweat of a lizard’s ass
Chipkali ke chut ke pasine- Sweat of reptiles cunt
Chipkali ki bhigi chut- Wet pussy of a wall lizard
Chinaal ke gadde ke nipple ke baal ke joon- Prostitute’s breast’s nipple’s hair’s lice
Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar-  Drown yourself in a handful of semen
Cuntmama- Vaginal uncle
Chhed- Vagina,Hole
Apni gaand mein muthi daal- Put your fist up your ass
Apni lund choos- Go and suck your own dick
Apni ma ko ja choos- Go suck your mom
Bhen ke laude- Sister’s dick
Bhen ke takke: Go and suck your sister’s balls
Abla naari tera buble bhaari-  woman, your tits are huge
Bhonsri-Waalaa- You fucker
Bhadwe ka awlat- Son of a pimp
Bhains ki aulad- Son of a buffalo
Buddha Khoosat- Old fart
Bol teri gand kaise maru- let me know how to fuck you in the ass
Bur ki chatani- Ketchup of cunt
Chunni- Clit
Chinaal- Whore
Chudai khana- Whore house
Chudan chuda- Fucking games
Chut ka pujari- pussy worshipper
Chut ka bhoot- Vaginal Ghost
Gaand ka makhan- Butter from the ass
Gaand main lassan- Garlic in ass
Gaand main danda- Stick in ass
Gaand main keera- Bug up your ass
Gaand mein bambu- A bambooup your ass
Gaandfat- Busted ass
Pote kitne bhi bade ho, lund ke niche hi rehte hai- However big the balls might be, they have to stay beneath the penis
Hazaar lund teri gaand main-Thousand dicks in your ass
Jhat ke baal- Pubic hair
Jhaant ke pissu- Bug of pubic hair
Kadak Mall- Sexy Girl
Kali Choot Ke Safaid Jhaat- White hair of a black pussy
Khotey ki aulda- Son of donkey
Kutte ka awlat- Son of a dog
Kutte ki jat- Breed of dog
Kutte ke tatte- Dog’s balls
Kutte ke poot, teri maa ki choot-  Son of a dog, your mother’s pussy
Lavde ke bal- Hair on your penis
Lund Chus: Suck dick
Lund Ke Pasine- Sweat of dick
Meri Gand Ka Khatmal: Bug of my Ass
Moot, Mootna- Piss off
Najayaz paidaish- Illegitimately born
Rundi khana- whore house
Sadi hui gaand- Stinking ass
Teri gaand main kute ka lund- A dog’s dick in your ass
Teri maa ka bhosda- Your mother’s breasts
Teri maa ki chut- Your mother’s pussy
Tere gaand mein keede paday- May worms infest your ass-hole
Ullu ke pathe- Idiot

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Milky Rand
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15 February 2020 at 15:53 delete

Gandi gaaliya suna kr bhosdiya dhili krne ka best tarika hey

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